Daily Joke: A man bought a horse from a farmer

A man bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day.

The next day, the farmer drove up to the man’s house and said: “Sorry, son, but I have some bad news. The horse died.”

The man replied: “Well, then just give me back my money.”

The farmer said: “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.”

The man said: “Ok, then just bring me the dead horse.”

The farmer asked: “What are you going do with him?”

The man said: “I’m going to raffle him off.”

The farmer said: “You can’t raffle off a dead horse!”

Donald said: “Sure I can! Watch me.”

A month later, the farmer met up with the man and asked: “What happened with that dead horse?”

The man said: “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at five dollars a piece and made a profit of $2,495.”

The farmer said: “Didn’t anyone complain?”

The man said: “Just the guy who won. So I gave him back his five dollars.”