Daily Joke: Lost contact lenses

Billy was playing basketball in his driveway when he lost a contact lens.

After a brief but fruitless search, he gave up looking. His mother decided to search for it instead and within minutes she’d found the lens.

“How did you do that?” Billy asked.

“We weren’t looking for the same thing Billy,” she explained. “You were looking for a small piece of plastic, I was looking for $150.”

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