Daily Joke: Little Johnny was late for soccer practice

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Little Johnny was going to be late for soccer practice

“Dad,” said Little Johnny. “I’m late for soccer practice. Would you please do my homework for me?”

Little Johnny’s father said irately: “Son, it just wouldn’t be right.”

“That’s okay,” replied Little Johnny. “You could at least give it a try, couldn’t you?”

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