One evening, Adam stayed out very late which made Eve quite upset.
When he got home, she yelled at him: “You’re running around with other women.”
“You’re being unreasonable,” Adam responded. “You’re the only woman on Earth.”
The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by someone poking him in the chest. It was Eve.
“What do you think you’re doing?” Adam demanded.
“Counting your ribs!”