Daily Joke: Cat jokes that are absolutely purr-fect

What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?

You need to pay more attention to your pawsture.

Why do cats always get their way?

Because they are very purr-suasive.

How do cats stop crimes?

They call claw enforcement.

Why can’t cats play poker in Africa?

There are too many cheetahs!

What is a cat’s favourite song?

Three Blind Mice.

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