Daily Joke: Bob was in trouble after forgetting his wedding anniversary

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was livid.

She told him: “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds!”

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale inside.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

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