Daily Joke: An old lady called the police

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An old lady phoned the police to report that thieves had broken into her car.

“They’ve stolen the dashboard, steering wheel, break pedal, even the accelerator,” she cried out.

However, before the police investigation could get under way the phone rang a second time, with the same voice came over the line. “Never mind,” said the old woman. “I got in the backseat by mistake.”

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