Daily Joke: An Australian and a Scotsman have a chat

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An Australian entered a bar and stood beside a Scotsman. “Where are you from, pal?” asked the Scotsman, after they had chatted for a while.

“I’m from the finest country in the whole wide world,” said the Australian.

“Are you?” said the other. “You have a damn funny accent for a Scotsman.”

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