Daily Joke: An anteater walks into a bar

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An anteater walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, “Can I get you something to drink?”

“Noooooo,” the anteater replies.

“How about something to eat?” the bartender then asks.

“Noooooo,” the anteater replies again.

Confused, the bartender then asks, “What’s with the long no’s?”

“Well I was born with it,” the anteater says.

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