Daily Joke: An 80 year old man marries a younger woman

An 80-year-old man married a woman less than half his age and took her off on honeymoon to the Caribbean. When he returned home, his sister asked him how it had gone.

“Oh, it was wonderful,” he said. “We made love almost every night.”

“That’s quite a feat at your age,” said the sister.

“Yes,” he continued. “Almost Monday, almost Tuesday, almost Wednesday …”