Daily Joke: An 80-year-old man gets married for the first time

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An 80-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 20-year-old girl and falls in love at first sight. They get married and go to the beach for their honeymoon. When they get back, his friend says to him: “So, tell me, how was it?”

“Oh, it was beautiful,” says the man. “The sun, the sand, we made love almost every night, we…”

His friend interrupts him: “A man your age! How did you make love almost every night?”

“Oh,” says the man. “Well, we almost made love on Monday, we almost made love on Tuesday …”

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