A young woman said to her doctor: “You have to help me, I hurt all over.”
“What do you mean?” said the doctor.
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled: “Ow, that hurts!”
Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled: “Ouch! That hurts, too.” Then she touched her right earlobe. “Ow, even that hurts!”
The doctor took a second to examine the woman before standing back and making his decision.
“Ah yes, I know what it is,” he said. “You have a sprained finger.”