Daily Joke: A woman watches her husband on the bathroom scales

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A woman was watching her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach.

Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this movement, she commented: “I don’t think that is going to help.”

“Sure it will,” he said. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”

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