Daily Joke: A waiter asked the customers what they would like to drink

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A waiter asked the customers what they wanted to drink: “Tea or coffee, gentlemen?”

The first man said: “I’ll have tea.”

The second man answered: “Me, too – and be sure the glass is clean!”

The waiter nodded and ran off to the kitchen. He returned quickly holding a tray with two cups. He looked at the customers and said: “Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?”

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