Daily Joke: A very shy man walks into a bar

Dec 16, 2020
"Um, would you mind if I chatted with you?" Source: Pexels.

A very shy man walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman.

After an hour of mustering up the courage, he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively, “Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?”

She responds by yelling at the top of her voice, “No, I won’t sleep with you tonight!”

Everyone in the bar immediately turns around to look at the pair. Naturally, the man is hopelessly and completely embarrassed, and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologises. She smiles at him and says, “I’m sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I’m a graduate student in psychology and I’m studying how people respond to embarrassing situations.”

To which he responds at the top of his voice, “What do you mean $200?”

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