Daily Joke: A teenager wanted to earn some extra money

A teenager wanted to earn extra money, so she decided to do odd jobs for her wealthy neighbours. At the first house, the owner said: “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”

“$50,” she replied.

The man agreed and gave her the paint and brushes and went back in the house. The man’s wife overheard the conversation and asked him if she had realised that the porch goes all around the house. “She should have. She was standing on it.”

A short time later the teenager came to the door to collect her money. “You’ve finished already?” the man asked.

“Yeah, and I had paint left over so I gave two coats.”

Impressed the man reached for the money. “And by the way,” the teenager added. “It’s not a Porsche. It’s a Lexus.”

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Join us at the Sit Down Comedy Club on Thursday 5th September for the Starts at 60 Comedy Festival — a night of fun and laughter for, and by, older Australians.

Featuring local breakfast radio legend Terry Hansen, headline comedian Fred Lang and ten national finalists competing for the title of Australia’s Funniest Boomer! Learn more here.

When: Thursday 5th September 2024
(Doors open 6.00pm, show begins 7.00pm)

Where: Sit Down Comedy Club

(The Paddo Tavern, 186 Given Terrace, Paddington, QLD)

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