Daily Joke: A school boy was complaining about stomach pains

A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. “Well, sit down and have your tea,” said his mother. “Your stomach is hurting because it’s empty. It’ll be alright when you’ve got something in it.”

Shortly afterward Dad came in from the office, complaining of a headache.

“That’s because it’s empty,” said his bright son. “You’d be all right if you had something in it.”