Daily Joke: A retired woman goes antique shopping

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After retiring from a busy life in business, Claire travels around the country visiting antique shops trying to find bargains.

One day she goes to an antique shop in the city. She speaks to the shop’s owner and says: “When I was in here last week I saw a big mug with a flat head that holds a lot of beer. I’d like to buy it.”

“Sorry,” replies the owner, “but I can’t possibly sell you that.”

“Oh, what a pity, but why not?” inquires Claire.

“Because,” says the owner, “That’s my husband.”

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