Daily Joke: A repeat offender appears in court

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A repeat offender walks into court and stands in front of the judge.

After he looks him up and down, the judge says to the defendant: “I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again?”

“Your Honour,” the criminal says. “That’s what I tried to tell the police but they wouldn’t listen!”


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