Daily Joke: The police pull a priest over for speeding

Sep 03, 2023
The police officer had a question for the priest. Source: Getty Images.

A priest is driving on the highway when he’s pulled over for speeding. The police officer smells alcohol on his breath and spots an empty wine bottle on the floor.

He says: “Father, have you been drinking?”

The priest replies: “Just water.”

The policeman answers: “Then why do I smell wine?”

And the priest looks down at the bottle and says: “Good Lord, He’s done it again!”

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