Daily Joke: A priest gets pulled over for speeding

Jun 30, 2021
The police man had a question for the priest. Source: Getty

A priest is driving on the highway when he’s stopped for speeding. The policeman smells alcohol on his breath and then spots an empty wine bottle on the floor.

He says: “Father, have you been drinking?”

And the priest replies: “Just water.”

The policeman answers: “Then why do I smell wine?”

And the priest looks down at the bottle and says: “Good Lord, He’s done it again!”

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