Once a panda walked into a restaurant and ordered a hamburger and chips. The waiter was surprised to see a panda in the restaurant, but served him thinking it to be an intelligent animal as it ordered its own food.
The panda finished its food and as it saw the waiter approaching it with the bill, it got up and shot him with a pistol. Fortunately, the wound was not fatal and the waiter lived.
As the panda was leaving, the waiter croaked, “Why?”
The panda stops, turns around and whips out an encyclopedia page about pandas. It was very old and wasn’t properly punctuated. It read, “Pandas: Eats, shoots and leaves.”