Daily Joke: A painter receives a unique request

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One day, a beautiful young woman arrived at a talented painter’s house in a stretch limo and asked if he would paint her in the nude. This being the first time anyone had made such a request he was a bit perturbed, particularly when the woman told him that money was no object. In fact, she was willing to pay up to 10,000 dollars.

Not wanting to get into any marital strife, he asked her to wait while he went into the house to confer with his wife. It was hard to make the decision but finally, his wife agreed, on one condition.

A few moments later he returned. “It would be my pleasure to paint your portrait, missus,” he said.

“The wife says it’s okay. I’ll paint you in the nude but I have to at least leave my socks on, so I have a place to wipe my brushes.”

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