Daily Joke: A man was given the job of painting a road

Jul 06, 2020
Each day he would paint the white lines on the road. Source: Pexels.

A man was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway. On his first day he painted six kilometres; the next day three kilometres; the following day less than a kilometre.

When the foreman asked the man why he kept painting less each day, he replied: “I just can’t do any better. Each day I keep getting farther away from the paint can”.

A preacher goes to heaven

A preacher dies and when he gets to heaven he sees a New York cab driver who has more crowns. He says to an angel: “I don’t get it. I devoted my whole life to my congregation”.

The angel says: “We reward results. Did your congregation always pay attention when you gave a sermon?”

The preacher says: “Once in a while someone fell asleep”.

The angel says: “Right. And when people rode in this guy’s taxi, they not only stayed awake, but they usually prayed!”

A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain

A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.

“Where are you hurting?” asked the doctor.

“You have to help me, I hurt all over”, said the woman.

“What do you mean, all over?” asked the doctor. “Be a little more specific.”

The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled: “Ow, that hurts”. Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled: “Ouch! That hurts, too”. Then she touched her right earlobe: “Ow, even that hurts”.

The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis: “You have a broken finger”.

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