A man was standing quite uncomfortably in the corner of his local pharmacy. After spotting him, another customer approached the pharmacist and asked what was wrong with the man.
“He came in this morning,” the pharmacist responded.
“He was looking for something for his cough but I couldn’t find the cough medicine. So I gave him a whole bottle of laxatives.
The customer looked confused, “What do you mean? Laxatives won’t work for that?”
“Oh yeah? Look at him, he’s too afraid to cough!”