Daily Joke: A man takes his Bulldog to the vet

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A man walks into an animal hospital with his Bulldog and says: “My dog is cross-eyed, can you fix it?”

The vet replies: “Let’s have a look at whats wrong.”

The vet picks the dog up while examining his eyes. After thoroughly inspecting the dog for a few minutes, he says: “I’m going to have to put him down.”

“What?! You’re going to put him down because he’s cross-eyed?”

“No,” the vet replied. “Because he is really heavy.”

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