Daily Joke: A man phones his lawyer to ask a question

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A man phones a lawyer and asks: “How much would you charge for just answering three simple questions?”

The lawyer replies: “A thousand dollars.”

“A thousand dollars!” exclaims the man. “That’s very expensive isn’t it?”

“It certainly is,” says the lawyer. “Now, what’s your third question?”

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