Daily Joke: A man lost his wife in the supermarket

Aug 05, 2020
"Will you talk with me for a couple of minutes, please?" Source: Pexels.

In a supermarket Ivan lost sight of his wife. He comes up to a nice young lady and asks: “Will you talk with me for a couple of minutes, please?”

“Why should I?”

“It’s always the same, as soon as I get into talking with a pretty woman my wife abruptly pops up from out of nowhere.”

A little boy opened a Bible

A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, looking at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between the pages.

“Mum, look what I found,” the boy called out.

“What have you got there, dear?” his mother asked.

With astonishment in the his voice, he answered: “It’s Adam’s Suit!”

A man went to a foot doctor

A man consulted a foot doctor, who advised him to put on a clean pair of socks each day for a week and then come back. The man returned walking awkwardly.

“Where are your shoes?” the doctor asked.

Complained the man: “I just couldn’t get them on over all these socks.”

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