Daily Joke: A man is stopped by police late at night

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An elderly man wandering the streets late at night is stopped by the police and asked where he is going.

The man replies: “I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late.”

The officer then asks: “Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?”

The man replies: “That would be my wife.”

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