Daily Joke: A man is stopped by police late at night

An elderly man wandering the streets late at night is stopped by the police and asked where he is going.

The man replies: “I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late.”

The officer then asks: “Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?”

The man replies: “That would be my wife.”