A man buys a sports car and is really beginning to enjoy it when he sees flashing lights in the rear view mirror. He guns it and is rapidly up to 160km/h when he realises what he is doing. He slows down, then pulls over and soon the cop pulls up behind him.
The officer comes up to the window and asks: “What were you thinking, taking off like that?”
“Well,” the man replies after thinking about it for a bit. “A few years ago a police officer ran off with my wife.”
“What does that have to do with anything.”
“I thought you were bringing her back.”