Daily Joke: A man hears voices in the bathroom

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A man was in the public toilets and had just sat down when he heard a voice from the next cubicle saying: “Hi! How are you?”

Embarrassed, the man replied: “I’m doing fine.”

The voice said: “So what are you up to?”

The man replied said: “Just doing the same as you, sitting here!”

From next door came: “Can I come over?”

Annoyed, he said: “Rather busy right now.”

The voice paused then said: “Listen, I’ll have to call you back, there’s someone next door answering all my questions.”

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