There once was a man who was so proud of the fact that he had six kids that he insisted on calling his wife “mother-of-six”. His wife hated this name and asked him repeatedly not to call her that, but he was a stubborn man and was very proud that he had six kids.
One evening they were at a dinner party for his company and it was getting close to the time that they should be leaving. The husband yelled from across the room over to his wife: “Mother of six, are you ready to go?”
Annoyed with his question, she responded: “In a minute, father of four”.