Daily Joke: A man entered a stationery shop

A man walked into a stationery store and asked the clerk for a birthday and anniversary card all rolled into one.

Confused, the clerk replied: “Well, sir, we have birthday cards and we have anniversary cards. Why not just take one of each?”

The man replied: “You don’t understand. I need a card that covers both events! You see, tomorrow we’re celebrating the fifth anniversary of my wife’s thirty-fourth birthday!”

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