Daily Joke: A man dies and is sent to hell

A man dies and is sent to hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one to spend eternity in. In the first room, people are standing in dirt up to their necks.

The man says: “No, let me see the next room.” In the second room, people are standing in dirt up to their noses. The man says no again. Finally Satan opens the third room. People are standing with dirt up to their knees, drinking coffee and eating pastries.

The man says: “I pick this room.”

Satan agrees and starts to leave as the man wades in and starts pouring some coffee. On the way out Satan yells: “Alright, coffee break’s over. Everyone back on your heads!”