A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for her birthday.
The next week at the pub, a friend of his said: “I thought she wanted one of those sporty 4-Wheel drive vehicles.”
“She did,” he replied with a sigh. “But where in the world was I going to find a fake Jeep?”
Little Emily was complaining to her mother that her stomach hurt. Her mother replied: “That’s because it’s empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it.”
The next day, the pastor was over at Emily’s family’s house for lunch. He mentioned having his head hurt, to which Emily immediately replied: “That’s because it’s empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it.”
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers.
“Yes,” he said. “I do. My father taught me.”
“Good. What comes after three.”
“Four,” answered the boy.
“What comes after six?”
“Very good,” said the teacher. “Your dad did a good job. What comes after ten?”
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