Daily Joke: A man argues with a police officer

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A man went to the supermarket and was there for about five minutes. When he came out he found a motorcycle policeman writing a parking ticket. So the man went up to him and said: “Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?”

The officer ignored the man and continued writing the ticket. So the man called him a pencil-necked idiot. He glared at the man and started writing another ticket for worn tyres!

So the man then asked him if his psychiatrist makes him lie face down on the couch cause he’s so ugly. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more the man insulted the officer, the more tickets he wrote. The man didn’t care. His car was parked around the corner.

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