Daily Joke: A man and woman were travelling on a train together

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A man and woman who had never met before were travelling on a train and found themselves sharing a sleeping carriage. After the initial embarrassment, they managed to get to sleep in their separate beds.

Halfway through the night the woman leant over to the man and said: “I’m sorry to bother you but I’m so cold. Could you pass me another blanket?”

The man leant over and smiled: “I’ve got a better idea… let’s pretend we’re married.”

The woman giggled and shrugged: “Why not?”

“Good,” the man replied. “Get your own blanket.”

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