Daily Joke: A husband and wife were enjoying breakfast together

A husband and wife were sitting at the dining room table. The wife was trying to tell a story over breakfast but couldn’t remember a key detail. Eventually she gave up and went back to drinking her coffee.

“Oh God,” she sighed. “I’m convinced my mind is almost completely gone!”

Her husband looked up from the newspaper and commented: “I’m not surprised. You’ve been giving me a piece of it every day for twenty years!”