Daily Joke: A husband and wife get ready for bed

A husband and wife were getting ready for bed. The wife was standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a long, hard look at herself.

“You know,” she says. “I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my butt is hanging out a mile. I’ve got fat legs and my arms are all flabby”.

She turns to her husband and says: “Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself”.

He thinks about it for a bit and then says: “Well … there’s nothing wrong with your eyesight”.