Daily Joke: A husband and wife attend a concert

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A man was dragged to a concert by his wife. Half an hour after it began he felt an elbow nudge him in the side.

“What an outrage,” his wife murmured. “The person in front of us is asleep!”

Her husband replied: “You mean, you woke me up to tell me that?”

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