I was driving along and saw a suitcase on the side of the road, so I pulled over to investigate.
When I opened it up I saw a family of badgers.
I immediately pulled my phone out and rang the Animal Rescue number.
“Hi, I’ve just found a family of badgers in a suitcase.”
“Are they alive?”
“No idea, I’m not a vet.”
“Well, are they moving?”
“Oh yeah, good point. That explains the suitcase.”
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