11:45: Arrived at crime scene
11:45: Examined body. Noticed signs of struggle.
11:45: Located murder weapon in a nearby drain.
11:45: Realised watch was broken.
My wife says we should split up because I keep pretending I’m a detective.
I told her it was a good idea. We can cover more ground that way.
The members of the newly-formed Justice League were introducing themselves to each other.
S: “I’m Superman; I can fly, move at super speed, and have super strength.”
B: “I’m Batman; I’m the world’s greatest detective, master of many martial arts, and have gadgets that can do almost anything.”
GL: “I’m Green Lantern; my emerald bling can create constructs of anything I can imagine.”
WW: “I’m Wonder Woman; I have super strength, can move at super speed, and have a lasso that compels people to tell the truth.”
F: “I’m the Flash; I can move at super speed, phase through solid objects, and even travel through time.”
A: “I’m Aquaman; I’m super strong and can communicate with aquatic creatures.”
GA: “I’m Green Arrow; I tell cars when to turn left.”