Daily Joke: A couple were sitting together

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A couple were sitting on their front deck when their neighbours walked by holding hands.

The wife sighed and said: “Look here, Mike. See how Mary’s husband takes her to movies and dinner every weekend? Why can’t you do that?”

Mike took a sip of his drink and answered: “Sure dear, anything you say. Just make sure that Mary is free on the weekend.”

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