Daily Joke: A couple were dining at a new restaurant

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A couple were dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the bar. She recognised him as an old flame.

“Honey,” she said to her husband, as she pointed out the man. “That guy at the bar has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago.”

Her husband said: “That’s silly, no one celebrates that much!”

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