Morning Joke: A couple were having marital problems

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A couple were having marital problems so they decided to go to a marriage counsellor. After a few visits, and a lot of questioning and listening, the counsellor said he had discovered the main problem.

He stood up, walked over to the woman, asked her to stand and gave her a hug. He looked at the husband and said, “This is what your wife needs, at least once a day.”

The man frowned, sighed and answered, “Alright, what time do you want me to bring her back tomorrow?”

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