Bob and Mary are getting married.
The 92-year-old couple decide to go on a stroll to take a break from their wedding planning.
While on their stroll, they pass by a chemist and decide to stop in.
Bob asks to speak to the pharmacist. He explains they’re about to get married, and asks, “Do you sell heart medication?”
“Of course we do,” the pharmacist replies.
“Medicine for rheumatism?”
“Definitely,” he says.
“How about Viagra?”
“Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?”
“Yes, the works.”
“What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antacids?”
“Do you sell wheelchairs and walkers?”
“All speeds and sizes.”
“Good,” Bob says to the pharmacist. “We’d like to register for our wedding gifts here, please.”