A theory on seniors’ nappies

This is something that’s concerned me and kept me awake for many a long night, and you too, probably, so I thought I ought to share my theory with you.

Disposable nappies have names such as Luvs, Huggies and Pampers, while panty liners for elderly people are called Depends. I reckon I’ve finally twigged the reason for those names.

When babies mess their nappies, people still seem to Luv ’em, Hug ’em and Pamper ’em, but when an old person messes theirs, it Depends who’s in the will. 

I hope you’ll sleep as well as I will tonight now I’ve got that all worked out.

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