A man with a pet duck…

A man with a pet duck goes into a bar and orders a drink, but the bartender says, “No pets allowed.”

So the guy goes outside, stuffs the duck in his pants and returns for a beer or two.

Soon enough he starts to feel sleepy and decides to go and have a nap in the cinema next door.

A couple comes in and sits next to the snoozing drunk, who has unzipped his pants to give the duck some air.

The woman, who is sitting next to him says, “Frank! the man next to me is exposing himself!”

Frank says, “Just don’t look, don’t make a fuss, you’ll only encourage him.”

“Well OK,” she says, “but it’s eating my popcorn.”

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