Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A woman asks a man a question

"How many beers a day?" the woman asks. Source: Pexels.

A woman walks up to a man and asks: “Do you drink beer?”

The man says yes.

“How many beers a day?” the woman asks.

The man responds: “About 3.”

“How much do you pay per beer?”

“$5.”

“And how long have you been drinking?” the woman asks.

“About 20 years, I suppose.” the man answers.

The woman says: “So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5,400. Is that correct?”

The man nods.

The woman continues: “If in one year you spend $5,400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000. Correct?”

The man nods.

“Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?” the woman asks.

The man pauses for a moment and then asks: “Do you drink beer?”

The woman proudly shakes her head.

The man asks: “What colour is your Ferrari?”

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