A teacher asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favourite bible stories.
She walked around the class until she stopped at Little Johnny. She was puzzled by his picture, which showed four people on an airplane, so she asked him which story it was meant to represent.
“The Flight to Egypt,” was his reply.
Pointing at each figure, the teacher said: “That must be Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus. But who’s the fourth person?”
“Oh, that’s Pontius – the pilot!”