Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A man ordered martini after martini

When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the guy started to leave. Source: Pixabay.

A man walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar.

When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the guy got up to leave.

“Excuse me”, said a customer, who was puzzled over what the guy had done. “What was that all about?”

“Nothing,” answered the guy. “My wife just sent me out for a jar of olives.”

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